Bruschetta

Bruschetta. If you are a restaurant waiter or waitress and have never visited Italy or studied Italian then repeat after me. Kettle. ¬†Kettle. ¬†Kettle. Now say Bruschetta. If you do know how to pronounce bruschetta then raise your hand if you’ve been mis-corrected when ordering same by a waiter or a waitress with “ooooh you…